: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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