I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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