my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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