At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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