At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm sobbing to NWA
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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