you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
