Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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