No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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