So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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