Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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