I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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