1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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