Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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