Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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