it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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