yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
