It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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