I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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