he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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