Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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