i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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