There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
