My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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