is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
