I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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