That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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