I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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