she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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