therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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