Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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