think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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