You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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