yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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