I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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