he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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