the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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