yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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