I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i think i have two assholes
honey bunches of taint.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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