you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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