My hand turned me down
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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