Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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