hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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