Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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