hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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