I am puke
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
false alarm. still invincible.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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