make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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