So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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