Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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