Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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