Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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