he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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