k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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