I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!