she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple