ADVERTISEMENT

• (703): View more from Virginia

  It's like God shit irony all over that family

  Fav 45 2857 1200

  share tweet
  

• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you mean i was at the winter classic?

  Fav 39 5562 979

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (908): View more from New Jersey

  can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night

  Fav 16 1845 4371

  share tweet
  

• (951): View more from California

  I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

  Fav 5 1239 2974

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (404): View more from Georgia

  FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.

  Fav 7 3507 1053

  share tweet
  

• (859): View more from Kentucky

  In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.

  Fav 4 3376 883

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Mom said you looked used

  Fav 5 1813 1371

  share tweet
  

• (219): View more from Indiana

  I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now

  Fav 5 1181 920

  share tweet
  

• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one

  Fav 3 1900 680

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (360): View more from Washington

  I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.

  Fav 1 1008 563

  share tweet
  

• (516): View more from New York

  Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?

  Fav 7 1263 583

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (773): View more from Illinois

  There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.

  Fav 3 860 437

  share tweet
  

• (614): View more from Ohio

  So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...

  Fav 1 365 188

  share tweet
  

• (256): View more from Alabama

  Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.

  Fav 1 134 88

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (614): View more from Ohio

  I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.

  Fav 0 27 78

  share tweet
  

Randomize