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dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

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doesn't he have a girlfriend???

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yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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(504): dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed! (985): doesn't he have a girlfriend??? (504): yeah...who do you think woke us up... http://tfl.nu/43kf

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(360): View more from Washington

Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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(360): Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news. http://tfl.nu/qxqs

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(409): View more from Texas

i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(409): i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24. http://tfl.nu/ryw9

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who pooed in my magic bullet?

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Sorry the bathroom was being used.

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(613): Who pooed in my magic bullet? (1-613): Sorry the bathroom was being used. http://tfl.nu/qp1c

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(856): View more from New Jersey

the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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(856): the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed http://tfl.nu/39rg

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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(305): I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind. http://tfl.nu/8l0m

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.

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(732): i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds. http://tfl.nu/8f3d

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(304): View more from West Virginia

just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.

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(304): just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement. http://tfl.nu/6va8

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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(920): The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila. http://tfl.nu/42di

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(503): View more from Oregon

There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever

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(503): There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever http://tfl.nu/502h

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(773): I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger. http://tfl.nu/s2b5

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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(650): dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king http://tfl.nu/ix08

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

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(318): I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case. http://tfl.nu/3tdp

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(503): View more from Oregon

if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.

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oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in

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(503): if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store. (1-503): oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in http://tfl.nu/nfm9

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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(917): I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend. http://tfl.nu/va3g

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